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Lizzo's Vegan BLT Salad
Lizzo makes a BLT salad without using real bacon
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Course
Salad
Cuisine
American
Servings
2
Ingredients
vegan bacon
mixed greens
onion
carrots
shredded
cherry tomatoes
halved
pickles
sliced
garlic powder
honey mustard dressing
vegan parmesan
salt and pepper
the secret ingredient: a dollop of mayo
Instructions
Dice uncooked vegan bacon slices: “Chop it up into little bits.”
Chop onion: “I’m lazy with it, so I’m throwing it in my food processor.”
Sauté together: “I know this sounds crazy.”
Chop veggies: “I’m trying to get through these carrots, y’all.”
Sprinkle garlic powder: “I don’t want to go too crazy.”
Put it all together: “Let’s assemble.”
Enjoy: “I want to make love to you.”
Notes
This "recipe" has been (not accurately) adapted from Lizzo's TikTok.
Keyword
vegan bacon